If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.
i often think this sort of thing about fairytales
i kinda want to write one where the heroine goes full on sea lawyer on her tormentors
like fairytale heroines usually get beauty, kindness, luck, or common sense; this one gets perfect recall and a talent for shorthand. oho, evil fairy, you didn’t think anybody was gonna write down what you said, did you? see you in court, beeyotch. *princess snaps her fabergé briefcase closed and power-walks out of the enchanted forest while unicorns and dragons flatten themselves against the trees to get out of her way because they cannot afford a lawsuit at this time of life*